using System.Collections.Generic;
using MayShow.Models;

namespace MayShow.Helpers;

class Constants
{
    public static string AppVersion = "1.4.2";

    public static string[] AllowedFileExtensionPatterns = [ "*.png", "*.jpg", "*.jpeg", "*.gif", "*.bmp", "*.webp", "*.pdf", "*.heic", ];
    public static string[] AllowedFileExtensionsNoStar = [ "png", "jpg", "jpeg", "gif", "bmp", "webp", "pdf", "heic", ];

    public static string ReportSavedDataFileName = "report_data.json";

    public static List<DateDisplayFormat> GetDateDisplayFormats()
    {
        return [
            new DateDisplayFormat("Month/Day/Year", "4/5/2026", "M/d/yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Year-Month-Day", "2026-04-05", "yyyy-MM-dd"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Month Day, Year", "April 5, 2026", "MMMM d, yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("DOW, Month Day, Year", "Sunday, April 5, 2026", "dddd, MMMM d, yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Abbreviated-Month Day, Year", "Apr 5, 2026", "MMM d, yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("DOW, Abbreviated-Month Day, Year", "Sunday, Apr 5, 2026", "dddd, MMM d, yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Day Month, Year", "5 April 2026", "d MMMM yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Day Abbreviated-Month, Year", "5 Apr 2026", "d MMM yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Day Month, Year", "05 April 2026", "dd MMMM yyyy"),
            new DateDisplayFormat("Day Abbreviated-Month, Year", "05 Apr 2026", "dd MMM yyyy"),
        ];
    }

    public static string[] GetQuotes()
    {
        // sources:
        // https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ehid23/dads_of_reddit_whats_a_short_clean_joke_that/
        // https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/
        // https://www.today.com/life/dad-jokes-rcna27325
        // https://www.microscooters.com.au/blogs/family/100-dad-jokes-that-are-the-best-worst-in-the-book?srsltid=AfmBOopcTDq26iDYUsqaTjvUcVW6yxE-u942tatHC7Arns85unMMNfEO
        return [
            "When in the crucible of life, always remember to take your friends with you.",
            "What do you call a paper airplane that won't fly? Stationary.",
            "I used to be addicted to dad jokes, but now I'm all groan up.",
            "I used to have a phobia about speed bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it.",
            "Be careful trusting stairs. They're always up to something.",
            "What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh",
            "How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.",
            "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!",
            "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!",
            "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!",
            "I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.",
            "I'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter.",
            "If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?",
            "How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.",
            "Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.",
            "What vegetable is cool, but not *that* cool? Radish.",
            "How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.",
            "Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.",
            "Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.",
            "Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!",
            "Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.",
            "What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.",
            "Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school.",
            "What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.",
            "What did one eye say to the other? “Between us, something smells.”",
            "When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.",
            "What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog.",
            "Why did the spider go to school? He wanted to be a web designer.",
            "I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”",
            "Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument? It was an oar-deal.",
            "What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows.",
            "How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.",
            "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.",
            "How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!",
            "Why did the candle quit his job? He felt burned out."
        ];
    }
}